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If you see me in a parked car, drumming energetically on the wheel, it’s probably because Goodbye Stranger started playing when I parked and I just can’t turn it off mid-song and walk away.

Signs Your Adventuring Party Is Tackling a Past-Its-Prime Dungeon 

1) There's vendor booths outside that'll sell you supplies, or "I Conquered the Dungeon and All I Got Was This Leather Jerkin"-type items

2) Skeletons in the first room don't even look up when you walk in

3) Glossy trifold brochures with complete maps littered everywhere

4) No one reset traps after last use (spike pits open, etc.)

5) You have to take a number and wait in line to face the "villain" at its center

Zelda, dying forever in the castle: “You’re ready to defeat Ganon! My life is in your hands!“ Hyrule people, under the thumb of Ganon’s creatures: “You’re ready to defeat Ganon! Go save us!” Me: "Nah, I like running around and cooking mushrooms, lol”

Hey everyone! @DialMforMara is running a charity auction for some pillows that weren't accepted into the Desert Bus craft along this year, to get people hyped up for Desert Bus.

The pillows show the four shift logos, are hand knitted, and are really cool.

(Money goes to child's play, but doesn't count as a Desert Bus donation, it just seemed a shame not to do something with the pillows since they were already made)

#DesertBus #BoostsOK

"OK Boomer" only works on Boomers from Google. If your Boomer is from Apple, you have to say "Hey, Boomer." If it's from Amazon, you can simply preface your instruction with "Boomer", e.g. "Boomer, stop."

So I went from “I’m not a miniatures guy, I just have a few I gathered over the years" to “I received a Battlefoam PACK720 to better store all that stuff and holy fuck it’s almost full already how did this happen”.

In Blade Runner we were promised giant unethical tech companies ruining everything, instead we got giant unethical tech companies ruining everything.

Sex is nice and all, but have you tried to completely sort out your cable management solution for your home office?

And just like that, I’m probably now known by the postman as “that weird guy who receives a whole bunch of packages in his robe and PJs”

That’s a super good idea, but I would have loved to first see Compass Cards give us access to the False Creek ferries…

Yesterday evening in the park: “I wonder what that big orange light is, up ahead” After running around the corner: “oh right, it’s just Vancouver in the fall”

My understanding of IPv4 exhaustion timeline:

2011: we are out of IPs.
2012: we are really out of IPs.
2014: we are really really out of IPs.
2015: we are really really really out of IPs.
2017: we are really really really really out of IPs.
2018: we are really really really really really out of IPs.
2019: we are really really really really really really out of IPs.

The new design of Mail app’s message toolbar is another thing that has been driving me crazy about iOS 13. What a mess

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